Elder: She is totally a Lead Kindly Light kind of girl.
Elder #2: Huh?
Elder: You know… [singing] Lead Thou Me On.
Overheard by: ChoirFreak
Archive for November, 2008
Teacher giving lesson on Word of Wisdom: What is a specific commandment telling us we should and shouldn’t do with our bodies?
Primary child: Thou shalt not commit adultry!
Teacher: Um. Yes. Anyone else?
Overheard by: Anonymous
CTR 5 teacher: What is something you love to do? Something that makes you happier than anything else?
5-year-old: Farting.
Overheard by: MortifiedMother
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Primary teacher: Heavenly Father gave us a great gift. He gave each of us a body.
Sunbeam: Yeah! And he also gave each of us a potty!
Overheard by: Andrea
Child: Bread and water? That’s all we ever get! Why can’t they put on some peanut butter and jelly.
Overheard by: ChurchGirly
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3-year-old: Where’s the butter?!
Overheard by: John Kelly
3-year-old boy talking about a man with a nice voice: Mom, is that Jesus?!
Overheard by: Gilbert Gottfried
Primary President: How can we follow Jesus?
CTR5: Well, we can have bread and fish. Except, I hate fish!
Overheard by: churchgirly
