Overheard In The Ward

Primary teacher: Here are ten Starbursts. Now give me one back as tithing. You can give fast offerings, too. How many do you each want to give?
Child One: I’ll give one.
Child Two: I’ll give two.
Child Three: Ill give NINE.
Teacher: That’s wonderful! The Lord blesses us when we sacrifice, so you all get more candy back than you gave. Child Three, you get 18 Starbursts back!

Child Three to friends after church: Don’t give your Starbursts away! This time you won’t get double back!

Overheard by: Zina

Sunbeam, seeing resurrected Christ in video: See? Jesus didn’t die!
Sunbeam #2: Yes, he did.
Sunbeam #1: No, he only died in some.

Overheard by: Jondh

Primary Teacher: Is cleaning something we should do on sunday?
5-year-old girl: My parents clean on sunday. 

Overheard by: LaughingMember

Conducting Bishopric member: We will now have our sacrament hymn, In Humidity, Our Savior.  
Overheard by: Everyone

Primary Music Leader: I want you to sing loud and promise me you won’t touch your neighbors.
CTR 5: I can’t touch my neighbor. He doesn’t come to church.

Overheard by: Marissa

Sunbeam: There’s a really big spider right there.
Teacher: Then step on it.
Sunbeam: No, that would hurt it’s feelings.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

10-year-old narrator during the Primary Sacrament Meeting presentation: We’d like to invite the Congress to sing with us, We Thank Thee, Oh God, For A Prophet.

Overheard by: Oh, If Only