Overheard In The Ward

BYU male: He just met someone new. I’m excited to see how quickly this progresses.
BYU male #2: He could be like my friend. Five weeks after his mission, he was married.

Overheard by: Sassy Single

Testimony bearer: I know this is the only true church.
Child to mother: What?  This is the ONLY true church [building]?  What about Jared? He is gonna be bummed.  He thinks he is going to the only true church!

Overheard by: My-building-is-better-than-your-building

Boy in sacrament meeting: [whispers]
Mom: What? I can’t hear you.
Boy: [whispers]
Mom: Honey, you have to say it louder. I can’t hear you.
Boy shouting: I really want to go home now!

Overheard by: Kim

Child looking at a picture book of Israelites offering a burnt sacrifice: Are they having a BBQ?

Overheard by: Teri in Fremont

Young Women: It’s modest as long as it covers your nipples.

Overheard by: Sister Tube Top

10-year-old teaching FHE: Repentence is like a toilet…

Overheard by: Abigail

Retired RS Sister commenting on Stake Young Women’s musical fireside: It sounds like Britney Spears meets Janice Kapp Perry.

Overheard by: FullPews