Boy to brother who took his toy: You’re such a LEPER!
Overheard by: The Forney Four
Archive for November, 2008
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Sunbeam: And please bless this church that it will give us lots of food…
Overheard by: Supressed Giggles
Primary teacher: Then the Lord commanded Nephi to kill Laban… We usually shouldn’t kill, people right?
4-year-old: Well, my daddy’s gun in weally weally big and he can shoot lots of things!
Overheard by: Rabbit Season
Primary child on the morning after a Ward party: My balloon lost all it’s Helaman.
Overheard by: Jennifer M.
Teacher: Jesus and Heavenly Father love everyone.
CTR 7 boy: Does Jesus love Hitler and the people in Iraq?
Teacher: Yes. They will have to repent to live with him some day though. AND we dont want to be like them… we know how to behave.
Overheard by: Shannon
Primary teacher to children: What are some things you want to do when you grow up?
Sunbeam girl: I want to have boobies!
Overheard by: Dee Dee
Child: Why do we have to go to church on Sunday?
Mom: Because that’s what Jesus wants us to do.
Child: Why doesn’t Jesus ever want to do what I want to do?
Overheard by: Kim
