Nursery Leader: What are some things we are thankful for?
2-year-old: Worms!
Nursery Leader: Wow! Have you ever touched a worm?
2-year-old: Yep, I ate him all up!
Overheard by: Rebekah
Archive for November, 2008
Mom: Jesus took dinosaurs off the earth so that we could come here and get our bodies.
Boy seeing dinosaur display: Look Mommy! Jesus KILLED it!
Overheard by: Dani
CTR 8 Teacher on first day of new calling: My wife and I don’t know the rules of your class so why don’t we all work together to come up with some we can follow.
CTR 8 Child: Never swim in bath oil or bisquick!
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
8-year old Primary boy bearing testimony: And I know that President Reagan is the true prophet…
Overheard by: Whole Congregation
Sunbeam closing her talk: In the name of Jesus Christ the end.
Overheard by: Roll Credits
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 25, 2008
Children, General, Relief Society, YSA / No Comments
Children, General, Relief Society, YSA / No Comments
RS president: So how many children do you have?
Single Sister: I don’t have any.
RS president: Well, who is your husband?
Single Sister: Actually, I’m not married.
RS president genuinely perplexed: Oh. Well. Then. What is it that you do?
Overheard by: ASCP
50-something sister in district scout meeting: What we need in our district is more silver beavers.
Overheard by: YouCan’tWriteThisStuff
