Archive for November, 2008

Freudian Slip

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 04, 2008
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Child loudly singing Called To Serve during Primary Program: Awkward, ever awkward…

Overheard by: Kjerstin

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Nursing Home Edition of The Hymnal

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 03, 2008
Relief Society / No Comments

Relief Society Conductor: We will now sing hymn number 243, “Let us all pass on.”

Overheard by: Laura

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Embrace Me

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 01, 2008
Children, Parents / 1 Comment

 4-year-old boy bearing testimony: I’m so glad Daddy gave Mommy a special hug so my sister and I could be born.

Overheard by: BearHug

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Misty Macarena

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 01, 2008
Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments

YW: …you know like when you’re dancing in the shower?
YW Presidency: [laughter and snorting]
YW: …what? You guys don’t do that?

Overheard by: And she’ll be dancin’

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Sacrament Meeting Waterboarding

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 01, 2008
Children, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

A desperate five year old being taken out by his father in the middle of sacrament: No mommy don’t let him beat me. Save me mommy. Save me.

Overheard by: Who Hasn’t Heard This?

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Liken The Scriptures

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 01, 2008
General / No Comments

Lady #1: Think, 8 years in the wilderness and they bore children.
Lady #2: I wouldn’t let my husband touch me!
Lady #3: But… it would be the only thing to look forward to after walking all day.

Overheard by: Leah

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Near The Waters Of Faith

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 01, 2008
Children, Missionaries, Primary / No Comments

Sharing time teacher: Where do you want to serve you mission?
William: In the land of Gospel.

Overheard by: Stephanie

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