Archive for November, 2008

Losing It

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 30, 2008
Children, Primary / 4 Comments

Boy giving a talk in primary on testimonies: I had my testimony, but then I lost it.

Overheard by: Where’sMyPaper?

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When Will The Peanut Guy Come By?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 29, 2008
Children, General / No Comments

Congregation singing The Star Spangled Banner: The land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Boy in congregation: PLAY BALL!

Overheard by: Brother P. Rose

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One Ring To Rule Them All

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2008
Children / No Comments

Little Boy: [hits his sister]
Grandma: Why did you do that?!
Little Boy: Sorry Grandma, but I lost my CTR ring and I don’t know how to choose the right anymore.

Overheard by: Stunned Granny

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Liken The Scriptures

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2008
Children / No Comments

Boy being teased by brother: Quit being such a King Noah!

Overheard by: The Forney Four

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Close Enough

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2008
Children, Parents / No Comments

Child: Mom, does Jesus have magic powers?
Mother: Yes, he does. 

Overheard by: Wendy

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Pilot Attends Primary

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2008
Children, Primary / No Comments

CTR 8 Child #1: I’m half Roman.
CTR 8 Child #2: Half Roman! But Romans are the ones that killed Jesus.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

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A Narcissist Thanksgiving

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 27, 2008
Children, Primary / No Comments

CTR 5 boy: I am thankful for Me.

Overheard by: Thankful Singing Time

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