Boy giving a talk in primary on testimonies: I had my testimony, but then I lost it.
Overheard by: Where’sMyPaper?
Boy giving a talk in primary on testimonies: I had my testimony, but then I lost it.
Overheard by: Where’sMyPaper?
Congregation singing The Star Spangled Banner: The land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Boy in congregation: PLAY BALL!
Overheard by: Brother P. Rose
Little Boy: [hits his sister]
Grandma: Why did you do that?!
Little Boy: Sorry Grandma, but I lost my CTR ring and I don’t know how to choose the right anymore.
Overheard by: Stunned Granny
Boy being teased by brother: Quit being such a King Noah!
Overheard by: The Forney Four
Child: Mom, does Jesus have magic powers?
Mother: Yes, he does.
Overheard by: Wendy
CTR 8 Child #1: I’m half Roman.
CTR 8 Child #2: Half Roman! But Romans are the ones that killed Jesus.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
CTR 5 boy: I am thankful for Me.
Overheard by: Thankful Singing Time