3-year-old being escorted out of sacrament meeting: Please Daddy! Don’t Spank Me! I’ll be good!
Overheard by: Tait
Archive for October, 2008
Boy #1: I got baptised last week
Boy #2: you did?
Boy #1: Yep , and I got my name changed when I got baptised, I took on the name of Christ.
Boy #2: huh??!!
Boy #1: Yep , so you can call me Christ now if ya want too.
Boy #2: OK, pass me a crayon, Christ.
Submitted by: The “Sub”
While Exiting Priesthood Session: Lift where you stand? My dad had a phrase like that… push where you squat.
Overheard by: Numero Dos
During Testimony Meeting: I haven’t been coming to church in a while… I’ve been watching Music and the Spoken Word. It’s kind of like when Moses was up on Mt. Sinai. I’ve been on my own personal Mt. Sinai.
Overheard by: Jackie
Five-year-old Girl On Keeping The Sabbath Day Holy: My dad doesn’t come to church… He’s stays home and watches T.V. in his underwear.
Overheard by: Help me Randa
