Boy during primary program: I can’t remember my part.
[Primary 1st Counselor gets up to help him and starts whispering in her ear]
Boy: Teacher! Teacher! Can you please come and help me? This lady’s breath stinks!
Overheard by: Jillene
Archive for October, 2008
Dad: I am taking you out.
Son: NO! I’ll be good!
Dad: That’s what you keep telling me but I am still taking you out.
Son as they reach the chapel doors: Help me Bishop!
Overheard by: Jillene
Sharing time lady: What would happen if you were riding your bike and you crashed, BUT you were wearing your helmet?
Sunbeam: You’d bwake your arms!
Primary Chorister: Who was our first Propeht in the latter days?
Sunbeam: He’nly Fadder, Deedis Chrise (Heavenly Father, Jesus Christ)
Primary Chorister: Good guess, but not exactly. Here’s another hint. He prayed in the Sacred Grove
Sunbeam: He’nly Fadder, Deedis Chrise
Teacher in the 4-year-old class: What happens when you get baptized?
Distracted 4-year-old: I like Garbage trucks!
Teacher trying to get her kids to settle down: Will you please sit here in your own space?
Witty 5 year old: Space has rockets!!!
Frustrated mother: Will you please stop playing with the Hymn books?
3 year old: Well, can I play with the HER books?
Overheard by: Delighted Primary Chorister
Sunbeam singing: I am a child of God, and she has sent me here. Has given me a lot of time, and parents kind of dear…
Overheard by: The Kind-of-Dear Mother
Teacher: Nothing good ever came from drugs.
Man on back row whispers: What about Bob Marley?
Overheard by: Ken
Sunbeam teacher to class: What do your parents always tell you to do?
Sunbeam #1: Be nice to your brother.
Sunbeam #2: Say your prayers.
Sunbeam #3 pausing before answering: Go to your room.
Overheard by: Doug
Pregnant woman bearing testimony of her yet-to-be-born-child: …and he has a [edit] the size of Texas! …I’m so grateful that my son will be so well endowed.
Overheard by: JMadsen
