Sharing Time chorister: When we are resurrected we will all become perfect.
Girl raising hand: Will be all be blonds?
Overheard by: Caren
Archive for October, 2008
Boy in sacrament meeting: Bread and water. Bread and water. That’s all they ever give us. I want a hot dog.
Overheard by: Tristi
Sunbeam singing Follow the Prophet: We can get… erections… along the way.
Overheard by: Rachael
Primary Pres: Next, we will have a scripture by Bro. Cook.
4-year-old on front row: Cook! That is the name of the American Idol!
Overheard by: Ramona
Child in sacrament meeting: [cry... sniffle... whine...]
Dad as he takes child out: Save it for the closet.
Overheard by: Ramona
Sunbeam Teacher: What else can we sing about? Billy, what do YOU do with your hands?
Sunbeam: Play with my winkie!
Sunbeam Teacher: Oh… my… well, we can’t sing about how fun that is to do… how about we sing about washing our hands?
Overheard by: Shocked Teacher
Teacher during sharing time: Give me an example of some things that are good for us that we should eat?
Boy: Well… we shouldn’t eat live dogs, we should kill them first.
Overheard by: Amanda
