3-year-old boy: Mommy, do you know what those lights are back there?
Mom: Back where?
3-year-old boy pointing to choir seats: Behind there.
Mom: Oh, well, those are just lights.
3-year-old boy: Nuh-Uh! That is Jesus back there!
Overheard by: Bekah
Parent: Nicholas, that was your choice. You’re just going to have to live with the consequences now.
Nicholas: But, I don’t want to live with the Consequences, I want to live with you!
Overheard by: Bekah
Sister bearing testimony: I’m going to miss living here. In fact I’m going to miss it so much I’ve written a poem I’d like to share…
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sister bearing testimony: I’m so grateful for my adopted parents, they raised me well and I know that I’ll always love them more than my real mother. I don’t care who she is because she didn’t want me so I don’t want her. I’ll never want her….
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sister in sharing time with candle: What does this smell like?
Boy: That smells like my mom’s deodorant!
Overheard by: Kristin
Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for my mom because she is so cool she let us eat doughnuts and chocolate milk for breakfast this morning.
Overheard by: Kirstin
Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for Church and that we are all here today because if we weren’t here… ummm… we might be out robbing a casino or something.
Overheard by: Kirstin
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