Young LDS boy attending Lutheran Vacation Bible School: Can we please sing Book of Mormon Stories now?
Overheard by: Lisa
Archive for October, 2008
Sister in Relief Society: After I became a member of the church, members would tell me that my continence had changed.
Overheard by: Janae
Emotional high councilor: I do have an assignment… I am a big boob, but that is besides the point.
Overheard by: Washed White
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Very tan young women giving talk: As you can all see… I’m totally toasted from this past weekend.
Man whispering: Wish I’d thought of that before I gave MY talk…
Overheard by: Queen Migraine
Primary President: Do any of you kids have any experiences with praying?
Senior primary girl: I do! I once prayed to Heavenly Father that I would get a Wii for Christmas and I did!
Overheard by: Abby
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Boy bearing testimony: I am so thankful for being LSD. It realy helps you through the trials… Oh! I mean LDS.
Overheard by: Emma
Counselor in Bishopric: Did you know Heavenly Father hears and answers our prayers.
5-year-old boy: He doesn’t answer my prayers! Did you know I prayed to be invisible?
Overheard by: The Invisible Man
