Sharing time leader: What do your daddies have that make them leaders in your homes? It starts with the letter P…
4-year-old: A PENIS!
Sharing time leader: No, not peanuts… anyone else?
Overheard by: Becca
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Class teacher singing with class: I looked out the window and what did I see?
Exuberant 3-year-old: A garbage can!
Overheard by: Nursery chorister
Primary boy to dad: Dad am I a democrat or republican?
Dad: Republican.
Boy: Why?
Dad: Because democrats lie.
Boy: Oh, so when I was three, I was a democrat?
Overheard by: Honest Abe
Father prompting 4-year-olds talk: And it came to pass…
4-year-old: And it came to pass.. [giggle] …pass gas?
Overheard by: Karena
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Expectant father bearing testimony: A pregnant wife is different than a regular wife.
Overheard by: Wincing Wardmember
Elder: I totally think the blond Eve is hotter than the brunette Eve…
Overheard by: Doster
Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.
Overheard by: Tiny Tim
