Don’t cross your eyes. They’ll stick that way.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 07, 2008

Sunbeam teacher to class: What do your parents always tell you to do?
Sunbeam #1: Be nice to your brother.
Sunbeam #2: Say your prayers.
Sunbeam #3 pausing before answering: Go to your room.

Overheard by: Doug

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2 Comments to Don’t cross your eyes. They’ll stick that way.

Jillene
October 9, 2008

Hahahahahaha!! So funny!! I am sending my submission now!!

Bonnie the Boss
October 9, 2008

That is a great one. At least there wasn’t any swear words repeated.

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