Overheard In The Ward

Mom:  Tonight we are reading from the book of Enos.
4-year-old who is learning rhyming words: [giggle] That rhymes with penis.
Mom: Scripture time is over.

Overheard by: Drama Momma

BYU coed 1: So what are you taking this semester?
BYU coed 2: I’ve got 17 credits of kick-my-trash!

Overheard by: JonDH

Primary Teacher: I think I’ll make brownies for our primary class next week.
Primary Teacher #2: Can you put Nyquil in them?

Overheard by: not-drugging-our-kids

Recently Returned Missionary: I don’t think it’s enough to hold to the Iron Rod. I think you need to straddle it.

Overheard by: Giddyup

Bishopric member announcing the opening song at Christmas time: After that… we will sing With Wandering Eye

Overheard by: Jess

4-year-old in a loud whisper during the sacrament: Is everybody thinking about Jesus? Everybody?

Overheard by: Listening

Primary Chorister: What am I doing if Katy is sick and I bake her some cookies and take them to her?
Sunbeam: Making her more sick!

Overheard by: Primary Pianist