In a testimony meeting in Norway: I knew the church was true when the Angel Moroni appeared in the frost pattern on one of my windows.
Overheard by: FiveSnows
Archive for September, 2008
Very Open EQ Teacher: I read an LDS book about intimacy and it says we should give thanks for the gift of intimacy. I’d like to bear my testimony that I know sex is not just for populating the earth. I know this from the last few months doing it with my wife.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
5-year-old on Front Row in Sacrament Meeting: Mommy, the Bishop is smoking a cigarette, he is going to get cancer and die, but he won’t go to Heaven because Heavenly Father has told us to not smoke.
Mother: Honey, it’s just a white pen.
5-year-old: No, he is smoking!
Overheard by: Janene
Primary Teacher showing picture of the Good Shepherd: Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That’s Jesus with the whacker!
Primary Teacher: You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid pointing to the shepherd’s crook: No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won’t go!
Overheard by: NOT leaving the fold. Ever.
7-year-old to parent: Stake Conference is totally like a video game… I can’t tell if it is real or not. It’s so weird.
Overheard by: Neen Tendough
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4-year-old singing in Primary: Faith is trust in God, a bug…
Overheard by: AmyB
Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son: …
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?
Overheard by: Air In And He
