Primary President: And Ty’s favorite scripture hero is Nephi.
Ty: No it’s not!
Primary President: Oh, who is it?
Ty: Spiderman!
Overheard by: Wonder Woman
Archive for September, 2008
Primary President: Dad’s teach us how to do all sorts of things, like work. Do your dads teach you how to work?
CTR 8 Mortician’s Son: You mean on DEAD PEOPLE!?
Overheard by: Meagan
Primary President hold up picture of the prophet: This is the President of the Church. What is his name?
Sunbeam Loudly: George W. Bush!
Overheard by: Meagan
Judge discussing laws vs. commandments in Sharing Time: What are some laws that I enforce?
Primary Kid #1: No speeding.
Primary Kid #2: No stealing.
Sunbeam: No marrying your brother.
Overheard by: Ohhh Mandy!
Sister giving sacrament meeting talk: I love David Archuleta like I love Elder Holland.
Overheard by: Brother Cowell
Primary Counselor holding up potted plant: What does this plant need to grow?
Child #1: Air
Child #2: Sunshine
Child #3: Water
Primary Counselor holding up 4-month-old: What does this baby need to grow?
Child #1: Love
Child #2: Milk
Child #3: Hair!
Overheard by: Tiffany
Man bearing testimony: I’ve been having an affair with Sister Jones*.
Sister Jones: That’s a lie!
Man bearing testimony: I meant I’ve been having an affair with her in my heart…
Overheard by: Sunday Soap Opera-lover
