Overheard In The Ward

Valiant 8 Girl #1: I had to be rescued by the lifeguard once. But it was a girl lifeguard, so it was okay.
YSA: Is it better to have a girl lifeguard?
Valiant 8 Girl #2: Yeah, cause in case they have to do that tongue thing to make you breathe again, its better to have a girl lifeguard if you are a girl.

Overheard by: Air In And Out

YMP in ward council: Fine! From now on we’re only going to use organic whole wheat bread for the sacrament.

Overheard by: Sister Hullfoods

6-year-old discussing primary songs with parents: If I’m building a house and it starts raining and flooding, I’d get on a boat and get out of there!

Guy: You know the game where you add ‘in the bathroom’ after every hymn title?
Guy #2: Uhh… yeah.
Guy: My favorite is Let Us All Press On.

Overheard by: Number2

RS Lady to RS instructor: I know I will stand blameless at the judgment bar because I never worked outside the home after I got married.

Overheard by: a Working Wife destined for H-E-double toothpicks

Bishop: Do any of you know Pres. Hinckley’s Be’s?
Child 1: Be Nice.
Child 2: Be honest.
Child 3: Because?

Overheard by: ktmay

Sister visiting RS: …All they wanted to do was drink alcohol, smoke, have sex and orgies…
RS Teacher: Um, thanks for your input to the lesson on establishing Zion in our homes.

Overheard by: Mortified RS Presidency