Fire Truck Outside Chapel during the quiet stillness of the passing of the sacrament: [Loud Sirens]
Child in Pew: A fire f**k! A fire f**k!
Overheard by: Everyone in Sacrament Meeting
Archive for July, 2008
Sister Doe #1: Your shirt is very cute. I have one very similar.
Sister Doe #2: Did you get yours from “Victoria’s Secret?”
Sister Doe #1: No, from “New York and Company.”
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, I never used to shop there because I never used to wear a bra, but I got new boobs, so it’s kind of fun!
Sister Doe #1: Well, um, congrats!
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, it might be TMI, but I’m not ashamed! I love my new boobs! They’re so perky and big now!
Sister Doe #1: That’s great! Your husband must be very happy. Want to share my hymnbook?
Overheard by: Good To Know
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Primary Teacher: What will you ask Jesus when he comes back?
Sunbeam: I will ask him were Santa Claus is.
Overheard by: EZ Bake Oven
Sunday School Teacher to Older Woman: Sister Smith, are you as old as your husband?
Sister Smith: Don’t ever say that, or I’ll hit you in the face!
Overheard by: It’s Good to be Fugal
