Teacher: What are some of the things are parents help teach us?
Child #1: They teach us to use good language.
Child #2: Yeah, my uncle has a hard time with that!
Overgeard by: Charity Never Faileth
Archive for July, 2008
Guy to Friend: Does the bishop look like batman to you?
Guy #2: What are you talking about ?
Guy #1: You know… the new batman… not the tight wearing one…
Overheard by: Robin
Bishop to Fifth Sunday School Class: Now… we still need one more priesthood holder to go up to camp and sleep with the young women…
Submitted by: Count me in!
YSA #1 During Sacrament Meeting: Oh good! I just love these little shots of water they pass out.
YSA #2: Gee, we’re at church… not a bar.
Overheard by: JK
Primary First Councilor: If every time you said a prayer in church you said, “Please don’t let us run in the halls”, would that mean you were sincere or are you just saying what you always say?
[later...]
Closing Prayer by 10-year-old: …Please don’t let us run in the halls… [long silent pause] … Uh, Amen!
Overheard by: Chris
Primary Chorister: Jenna, you get to choose to sing your favorite song… What is it?
Jenna: Def Leppard
Primary Chorister: Okay, how about your favorite PRIMARY song?
Overheard by: KitchenDitcher
Primary Children Singing: I wonder when He comes again, will herald angels sing?
Confused Sunbeam to Teacher: Are all angels named Harold?
Overheard by: Shanana
