Overheard In The Ward

Sister #1: I never take a sacrament cup from the middle… those are the drippy cups.
Sister #2: What do you mean?
Sister #1: They are the ones that get dripped in after someone takes a drink and is putting the used cup in the slot.

Overheard by: Oh! That’s why they have more water!

Relief Society President: We have enrichment meeting this week. It won’t be fun, but we want you to come anyway.

Overheard by: The Anti-Scrapper

Primary President: What do you know about Temples?
CTR girl: I’ve heard that they’re so clean you could eat off the floor.
PP: Well, they are buildings that are kept really clean. But do you know another way Temples are clean?
CTR girl: The bathrooms!

Overheard by: Angie

Primary President in sharing time: When we’re married in the Temple, we are married for time and all eternity. Do you know how long that is?
4 year old: About 15 hours.

Overheard by: the Sunbeam Herder

Sunday School Teacher: What other world leaders can we compare to the wicked King Noah?
Class Member #1: Nicolae Ceaucescu
Class Member #2: Pol Pot
Class Member #3: Kim Jong Il
#3’s Friend: Wow, how did you know that?
Class Member #3: I saw him on Saturday Night Live.

Overheard by: Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend

Primary Chorister: Let’s all thank Dalyn for his interesting rendition of “Do As I’m Doing.” Unfortunately, his one man show has been cancelled and we won’t be seeing that again anytime soon.

Overheard by: Oh My Eyes!