Sunbeam teacher: When we lived in heaven with Heavenly Father we were spirits, and when we came to earth, Heavenly Father gave us our bodies.
Sunbeam: Yeah, and I’m big and SEXY!”
Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder
Archive for May, 2008
Little Boy: Is that your computer? It’s beautiful!
Adult: It’s a Mac.
Little Boy: I have a computer. It’s Bob the Builder. But my sister lost the batteries.
Overheard by: MacGirl
Primary Teacher: Did any of YOUR parents build a house on sand??
Children: Nooooooooo
Sunbeam: Our house is built on grass!
Overheard by: Susie
EQP: We need four volunteers for a welfare project… Would any of the sisters like to pack some meat?
Overheard by: Brother Johnson
Older Brother handing can of air freshener to wife: Will you please spray my hair again? I want to bear my testimony and I don’t want to look silly up there.
Overheard by: Chris
Youth Speaker #1: My mom is the best because even though it was David Archuleta Day and she really wanted to go to the shenanigans, she came to my soccer game instead.
Youth Speaker #2: My mom is the best because she rearranged all of her plans so she could go to David Archuleta Day with me.
Overheard by: Voted for Brooke.
