Teacher: Like our bodies, the church has many offices, and they each have a special function.
Overheard by: And My Butt is the Garbage Disposal
Archive for April, 2008
Mother at Stake Dance: 1st base is having your arms around each other or holding hands. 2nd base is kissing.
3rd base… well… we don’t even talk about 3rd base.
Overheard by: Pete Rose
Priest pointing to Toulouse on a map of France: My brother just got his call to Toulouse.
Laural: Hmm.. That’s funny… Too loose.
Overheard by: Bomb Voyage
Son: Mom, is Jesus going to be at Jacob’s baptism?
Mom: Oh honey, I don’t think so.
Son: Oh that’s right… He is in a different ward.
Overheard by: Alexafabulous
Boy holding cards of the apostles: Hey, lets play war!
Overheard by: Mother of future poker champion
Primary Teacher: And so, hail rained down from the sky upon Egypt.
Sunbeam: Hail! I know that word, my mom is always saying ‘What the freaking hail!’
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
