Archive for March, 2008

Because I’m into Hygiene

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 21, 2008
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YSA: I have never seen anyone pull out floss from their purse and use it in the middle of a conversation. I mean…no offense…merely observational.

Overheard by: Waterpik

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Help, he’s repenting me.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2008
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Primary 1st Counselor: So what is repentance again?
CTR5 boy:
When you hit someone!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

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And it has a picture of Spiderman

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2008
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Sunbeam Dropping Pants: Hey, look! I’m wearing big boy underwear!

Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder

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It looks like a steeple.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2008
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Sunbeam to Primary President in Sharing Time: Did you know that you can put your middle finger up?

Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder

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Where Ben is Like Lucifer and Jack is Like Moses

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 09, 2008
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Youth Speaker on Life: It’s like that TV series LOST – it keeps going on and on and nothing makes sense, but someday hopefully everything’s going to be explained and it will all make sense and I can get on with my life.

Overheard by: Stephsterr

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Ya start with the easy stuff.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 07, 2008
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Girl bearing her testimony: I know that… oh, my name is *Jessica. [laughter] I know that my name is Jessica, and I know that this church is true…

Overheard by: Mer

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And don’t get me started on your thighs.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 07, 2008
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Child from inside bathroom stall: Mom. Your bum covers the WHOLE seat!

Overheard by: One Stall Over

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