Guy: Mmmmm, mmmmmm. You smell like pork.
Chick: Haha, I just took the ham out of the oven.
Guy: Mmmmmm. Now thats perfume.
Overheard by: Ba Con
Archive for March, 2008
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Bitter: I mean the only reason the Bishop wants to give YOUR sister a calling is cause he’s trying to ’save her.’
Sister: Uh… yeah… thanks.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
EQP on Delaying Day of Repentance: Larry the Cable Guy said it best when he said “Git-R-Done.”
Overheard by: Engaval
EQP: For our activity on Saturday we will be serving a Krispy Kreme breakfast… oh, and remember to bring a box of 12 gauge or 50 calibur shells.
Overheard by: Bumper
Sister: I was babysitting my sisters kids, so I was going through her drawers. She cut her old jeans into a thong…a denim thong!
Overheard by: Denim Murf
Happy Primary Kid: You know how sometimes grown-ups cry when they talk at church? It’s cause they’re testimoaning.
Overheard by: Weeping Willow
Sunbeam: Jesus told us not to bite our fingernails.
Overheard by: Rico
