Bishop: Emma Hale Smith, in the name of Jesus Christ and by the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood, we lay our hands upon your head and confer upon you… [silence] …and confirm you a member…
Overheard by: Jamie Trwth
Archive for February, 2008
Sunday School participant discussing the scriptures:The great and wondrous condensation of the Lord…
Overheard by: Juli’s Umbrella
Ryan: You are terrible. I amelling you mom.
Sus: You’re smelling my mom?
Ryan: Telling. Telling!
Overheard by: Sushi
Ward Greeter (to the new girl): You can go to Sunday School in the back with the singles, or the regular people meet in the chapel. (eyes widen, awkward pause) Not that singles aren’t normal people! I mean, they are normal. Wait, I mean. Oh. Sorry, my foot is totally in my mouth!
Overheard by: Pedicures Taste Better
Daughter looking at box: Mom… Is this a picture of Gordon B. Hinkley or just some other old guy?
Mom: No. That’s a picture of Orville Redenbacher
Overheard by: Betty Crocker
