Sunbeam: Teacher, I have the diarrhea.
Overheard by: Bathroom Break
Sunbeam: Teacher, I have the diarrhea.
Overheard by: Bathroom Break
Primary 1st Counselor: The first rule of the game is …
Sunbeam: I know the first RULE!
Primary 1st Counselor: Please let me explain the rules.
Sunbeam: The Number 1 rule is not to pick your nose in public!
Overheard by: Stormi
1st Councelor: The Bishop wants to know if we could arrange it so that one of the brethren who team-teach can go to Priesthood, while the other one goes to sharing time
*Silence falls amongst Primary Presidency*
Primary President: So what about the women? What are we, chopped liver?
Overheard by: Susan B. Anthony