Archive for January, 2008

He’d do anything to get out of giving a talk

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 09, 2008
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Sunbeam: Teacher, I have the diarrhea.

Overheard by: Bathroom Break

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And Rule Number Two Is…

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 09, 2008
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Primary 1st Counselor: The first rule of the game is …
Sunbeam: I know the first RULE!
Primary 1st Counselor: Please let me explain the rules.
Sunbeam: The Number 1 rule is not to pick your nose in public!

Overheard by: Stormi

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Not Everyone Can Share Like He Can

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 08, 2008
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1st Councelor: The Bishop wants to know if we could arrange it so that one of the brethren who team-teach can go to Priesthood, while the other one goes to sharing time

*Silence falls amongst Primary Presidency*

Primary President: So what about the women? What are we, chopped liver?

Overheard by: Susan B. Anthony

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