Overheard In The Ward

Teacher: So, now can anyone tell me what fasting is about?
Valiant 6 Child: Yeah, I know! It is like on Sunday when your Mommy is yelling and you are getting dressed and you have to go fast and Dad is in trouble but you are fasting to church…

Overheard by: Brittany

7 yr old offering prayer in Primary:…please bless us that we won’t fight, and please bless us that we won’t hit anyone, and please bless us that we won’t yell, and please bless us that we won’t break anything, and please bless us that we won’t kick people, and please bless us that we won’t trip anybody….

Overheard by: The Skate Coach

Sunbeam teacher: We need to obey the commandments, so we can return to live with Heavenly Father. Wouldn’t you like to live with Heavenly Father again?
Sunbeam: No, I don’t think my mom would let me.

Overheard by: The Skate Coach

GDT: Has anyone here had a recent experience of being healed by the Priesthood?
Sister: One of my dogs got sick and so I made the Elders give him a blessing
GDT: [trying to salvage the situation] Was he healed?
Sister: He was doing fine until the man down at the filling station shot him.

Overheard by: Kerry

Primary Counselor: So who are some of the people who help us be good?
Child #1: My Mommy.
Child #2: Jesus.
Child #3: COPS!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Primary President: Before we came to this Earth we lived in the Pre mortal life, and we didn’t have our bodies…
Valiant Girl: Yeah, we were just like brains floating around up there.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Young boy: Thanks for helping me dad. You’re a lightsaber.

Overheard by: Bishop Duku