YSA #1: Thanks for eating my vegetables, Anne*. I’ve been giving them to dad this week, but I thought mom would get annoyed [if I pawned them off again.]
YSA #2: Why don’t you just eat them yourself?
YSA #1: Because they are disgusting.
YSA #2: You’re going to die.
Overheard by: V8 Spicy!
