YW #1: You know that band KISS?
YW #2: With Gene Simmons?
YW #1: Yeah, that one. Do you know how they made their tongues so long?
YW #2: No, how?
YW #1:They cut this thing [points to the skin under her tongue] and now they’re really long.
YW #2: Wow, I didn’t know you could do that.
YW #1: Yeah. I wonder if thats what Satan did.
YW #2: Yeah.
Overheard by: Paul Stanley
