YSA: Oh heavens, both of your thighs together is one of mine.
YSA #2: But you have other things…like a great fashion sense.
YSA: Oh don’t play the She’s Got A Great Personality card!
Overheard by: Nice Shaped Hands
Archive for December, 2007
Bishop: Can you change the Ashton’s last name on their records to Axton with an ‘x’ instead of an ’sh’?
Clerk: Sure… Why?
Bishop: Sister Ashton is changing her name name legally to Axton… She thinks that everyone keeps calling her ass ton.
Overheard by: Super Clerk
YSA #1: Thanks for eating my vegetables, Anne*. I’ve been giving them to dad this week, but I thought mom would get annoyed [if I pawned them off again.]
YSA #2: Why don’t you just eat them yourself?
YSA #1: Because they are disgusting.
YSA #2: You’re going to die.
Overheard by: V8 Spicy!
Boy: Come with me to do my testimony.
Girl: No… Sit down.
Boy: ****HEAD!
[Grandma grabs boy and drags toward door]
Boy: Don’t beat me!!
Overheard by: Brother Chris F****
Boy: Hey guess what?
Bishop: What?
Boy: I just found out that I’m related to my Grandma and Grandpa… Our last names are the same.
Overheard by: Cousin Larry
R.S. Teacher: What are some ways that Satan has used modern transportation for his purposes?
Woman in class: Ever heard of the mile-high club?!
Overheard by: turleybenson
YW #1: You know that band KISS?
YW #2: With Gene Simmons?
YW #1: Yeah, that one. Do you know how they made their tongues so long?
YW #2: No, how?
YW #1:They cut this thing [points to the skin under her tongue] and now they’re really long.
YW #2: Wow, I didn’t know you could do that.
YW #1: Yeah. I wonder if thats what Satan did.
YW #2: Yeah.
Overheard by: Paul Stanley
