Overheard In The Ward

Daughter: Ok, so don’t be mad at me…
Father: Why?
Daughter: Ok, so, uh, I accidentally deleted your Jeopardy episode.
Father: My one episode I had on there?
Daughter: Yeah, but it was an accident and I did it accidentally. Mom said you wouldn’t mind, but I knew you would. It was accidental.
Father: I guess it’ll be OK. There will be tears, but we’ll get over it.

Overheard by: Sam Hawk

Little Girl at Pulpit: I love my family. I know the Church is true. I know that President Clinton is a true prophet.

Overheard by: Johnny Lingo

Testimony:That’s when I learned that firearms and alcohol don’t mix…

Overheard by: UTMomof5

YSA #1: That picture of bread is making me hungry. I love bread. Just the thought of bread makes my mouth water, it makes me…
YSA #2: Salivate?
YSA #1: Drool!
YSA #2: You need a boyfriend.

Overheard by: Snickerdoodle

Mother: What was your lesson on today?
Son: How David fought Goliath and the Philippines!

Overheard by: Rachel

Bishop presenting a Young Women’s Medallion: May you find a man, who will give you better jewelry than this!

Overheard by: Jenny

Testimony: Some people will tell you that there are no such things as UFO’s but I know they are real… There are UFO’s… I have seen them! One followed me with a great circle of light, out in the desert!

Overheard by: Rose Well