Comment written by ward members to the primary during the ward primary program: More Cowbell!!!
Overheard (read?) by: Brother Walken
Archive for November, 2007
Teacher: What is this a picture of?
Class: Uhh…
Teacher: It’s the “Last…”
Child: BUFFET!
Overheard by: Sabbath Breaker
Sunbeam Child Reaching Up to Speak Into the Podium During Primary Program: I’m stuck! My finger is STUUUCK!
Overheard by: Just Kim
Exuberant Primary Pianist: Our primary program kicked a**!
Overheard by: Primizzle Presidizzle
Co-worker: Maybe we can reactive Shawn* if we put a scripture of the day on the wipe erase board.
Co-worker #2: Do you think he’ll even know it’s a scripture?
Overheard by: Utah is so not normal.
Primary child presenter #1: I’m grateful for my family.
Child #2: I’m grateful for the scriptures.
Child #3: I’m grateful for President Hinckley.
Child #4: I’m grateful for clothes!!!!
Overheard by: Buying Stock in Gap tomorrow!
Non-Member: Does your church serve the little pieces of toast and the water shots?
Member: Umm… sure.
Overheard by: PeanutButter
