Counselor at the pulpit: Reminder, the Temple is closed. Also, we encourage you to attend as often as possible. [long pause] I’ll get back to you on that one…
Overheard in the Ward by: Marty McFly
Archive for October, 2007
Primary Child: Teacher, Teacher, my sister is going to get married! She’s supposed to get married next month but, don’t tell anyone, she’s getting married on Saturday instead.
[Next Sunday]
Primary Child: Teacher! My sister got married! And guess what… [drops voice to a whisper] I’m going to be an Aunt!
Overheard by: Your Daughter’s Primary Teacher
Conducting RS Counselor: There is a walking group for Men, Women, and Friends…
RS President: Um, I think it’s supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Overheard by: Everyone in the Room
EQ President: Brethren, let’s just pull our heads out of our butts and get our home teaching done.
Overheard by: Inner Darkness
Girl Playing A Game With Mom During the Sacrament: Got your boobies. [quieter] Got your boobies. [quieter] Got your boobies. [mom runs from chapel]
Overheard by: Jamie Trwth
Young Man Blessing the Sacrament: Oh God, [long pause] the card is gone!
Overheard by: Glad It Wasn’t My Son
Testimony Meeting – Member: I’d like to bear my testimony about the great man that was Pat Tillman…
Overheard by: Honey, who’s that?
