Missionary Mother at Farewell: …and I know that as a missionary there will be rejection. But if anyone can handle rejection its my son Ian.
Overheard by: Brother Ian Thomas Hardin
Archive for August, 2007
Sister: I like to escort investigators during meetings… wait… does that make me an escort service?
Overheard by: Cindy Boots
EQ President WC Prayer: Father, bless us that we will be able to openly discuss all the affairs of the ward.
Overheard by: Sister Hester Prynne
Ward Activity Flyer: Please come to the ward summer pool party and BBQ. Swimsuits optional.
Overheard by: Farmer Tan Dan
F&T Meeting – Middle-aged Woman: The ONLY difference between you and a child abuser is prayer… there were times i did not pray…
Overheard by: John Appleseed
3-year-old Sean*: Where are we going?
Father: We’re going to Fathers and Sons.
3-year-old Sean: What’s Fathers and Sons?
Father: Its like a party… Connor and Cotter will be there with their dads. No moms or sisters get to come.
Sean: Oh… so only penises?
Father: Uhhh… sure.
Overheard by: Big Brother Johnson
RS President to new single girl in the ward: So what do you do?
Single Girl: I work.
RS President in a voice setting the women’s movement back 30 years: Ooh! We don’t have anyone who does that!
[Single girl bites tongue.]
Overheard in the ward by: Susan B. Anthony
