Open Door Policy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 02, 2009

3-year-old his cousin’s baptism: Mom! How’s the Holy Ghost coming in if the door’s closed?

Overheard by: Our-Door-Is-Always-Open

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Will There Be A Sequel?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 01, 2009

3-year-old Bubba saying the dinner prayer: In the name of Jesus Christ, The End.

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Poor Grandpa

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 30, 2009

Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.

Overheard by: Be-rad

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 29, 2009

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Primary teacher: Who had enough faith to walk on water?
11-year-old boy under his breath: Chuck Norris.

Overheard by: Anne

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Bring Your Shades

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 28, 2009

Bishopric councilor: The closing song is on page 227, There is Sunshine in My Eyes.

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Brought To You By Colgate

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 27, 2009

Bishop to Primary: What is something that we are supposed to do every morning and night, by ourselves, and with our families?
4-year-old girl: Brush our teeth!

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Is Hell Appropriate Language?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 26, 2009

Women bearing testimony: I’d just like to bear my testimony that… well… I’ve been through—can I say ‘hell and back?
Bishop: [slowly frowns and shakes his head]

Overheard by: Stalker in Congregation

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