Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.
Overheard by: If I Could Hie
Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.
Overheard by: If I Could Hie
Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.
Overheard by: Bad meeting
Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.
Overheard by: Cowgirl
Young girl: Do you know what would be funny? If someone named their kid The Brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say Brother of Jared. Then they would say, “so your brothers name is Jared?” And then he would say, “no my brother’s name is Bob.”
Overheard by: Mahonri Moriancumer
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: Lee High
High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.
Overheard by: Y2KY
7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.
Overheard by: D. Con