3-year-old his cousin’s baptism: Mom! How’s the Holy Ghost coming in if the door’s closed?
Overheard by: Our-Door-Is-Always-Open
3-year-old his cousin’s baptism: Mom! How’s the Holy Ghost coming in if the door’s closed?
Overheard by: Our-Door-Is-Always-Open
3-year-old Bubba saying the dinner prayer: In the name of Jesus Christ, The End.
Overheard by: Avid Reader
Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.
Overheard by: Be-rad
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Primary teacher: Who had enough faith to walk on water?
11-year-old boy under his breath: Chuck Norris.
Overheard by: Anne
Bishopric councilor: The closing song is on page 227, There is Sunshine in My Eyes.
Overheard by: Mamma G
Bishop to Primary: What is something that we are supposed to do every morning and night, by ourselves, and with our families?
4-year-old girl: Brush our teeth!
Overheard by: Amanda
Women bearing testimony: I’d just like to bear my testimony that… well… I’ve been through—can I say ‘hell and back?
Bishop: [slowly frowns and shakes his head]
Overheard by: Stalker in Congregation