Sister giving singles ward prayer: …and let there be more eligible bachelors in our ward.
Overheard by: Spudmuffin
Posted on May 23, 2013
Sunbeam Teacher: What things can we pray for?
Sunbeam 1: We can pray for Jesus.
Sunbeam 2: No, you can’t!
Sunbeam teacher: Yes, we can pray for Jesus.
Sunbeam 2: No! I know everything, and you don’t!
Overheard by: Timpanogos Park 5th Ward
Posted on May 21, 2013
Young Woman teaching CTR 6/7 Class: Alright, do you guys want to play scripture hangman now or do you have a different game to play?
6-year-old: We should play spin the bottle!
6-year-old #2: Yeah!
7-year-old: I like peanut butter!
Young woman: Um, lets play hangman!
Overheard by: TruthOrDare
Posted on May 19, 2013
Leader: When I say this word, yell out the first word that comes to your head, okay? REPENTANCE!
13-year-old Beehive: Repenting!
14-year-old Mia Maid: Bathing!
Leader: Bathing? Where did THAT come from?!
Mia Maid: Someone once said repentance is like taking a bath. I honestly have no idea why…
Overheard by: HotTub
Posted on May 17, 2013
Primary teacher: What is something we have that the pioneers didn’t have?
Primary boy: Toilet paper!
Primary teacher: What makes you think the pioneers didn’t have toilet paper?
Primary boy: Because we sing about it in a song—”Come, come, ye Saints, no toilet paper here…”
Overheard by: Phoenix
Posted on May 15, 2013
3-year-old boy: There’s two good people, do you know who they are?
Sister: No who are they?
3-year-old: Jesus, and Santa Claus. They both live REALLY far away, especially Santa Claus—he lives farther than the VALLEY!
Overheard by: Snowflake
Posted on May 13, 2013
Sunbeam talking about a man on crutches in the Faith in Christ video: What happened to his leg?
Teacher: I don’t know. Maybe it got cut off during a war or something.
Sunbeam: I got my leg cut off when I was little!
Overheard by: Tim
