Primary teacher teaching about choosing the right: What do you think you should do to make things right if you took the cookies your mom set out for your brother and ate them?
6-year-old: Cut open your stomach, get the cookies out, and tape it back together.
Overheard by: Marissa W.
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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.
Overheard by: The Stork
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6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …
Overheard by: Rachel
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11-year-old boy: Abraham lived in the land of the Chal-deans. Who are the Chal-deans?
10-year-old boy: I bet they’re the enemies of the sardines.
Overheard by: Charlie The Tuna
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Primary President: Where are you visiting from?
Visiting Child: Utah.
Primary President: Wow! What do you think of New Jersey?
Visiting Child: It’s nice.
Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so.
Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows!
Primary President: Oh really? What’s that?
Older Boy: Jersey Shore!
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
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Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
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Primary Music teacher after reading Hel 5:12: Can anyone guess which song this scripture is tied to? A Song about foundation?
Six year old girl: Fear Thou Damnation?
Overheard by: Stephen
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