Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.
Overheard by: If I Could Hie
January 25, 2012
Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.
Overheard by: Bad meeting
Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
January 23, 2012
Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.
Overheard by: Cowgirl
Categories: Children, Primary
January 21, 2012
Young girl: Do you know what would be funny? If someone named their kid The Brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say Brother of Jared. Then they would say, “so your brothers name is Jared?” And then he would say, “no my brother’s name is Bob.”
Overheard by: Mahonri Moriancumer
Categories: Children
January 19, 2012
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: Lee High
Categories: Children, Primary
January 18, 2012
High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.
Overheard by: Y2KY
Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
January 17, 2012
7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.
Overheard by: D. Con
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
