Naughty Angels

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 13, 2010

Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song - Hark The Herald Angels Sin

Overheard by: Clipped Wings

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Big Bang Theory Revisited

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 12, 2010

CTR8 girl: My mom told me Jesus made the earth.
Primary teacher: Very good!
CTR8 boy: No He didn’t. There were some big rocks floating around in space, and they crashed into each other, and made a big explosion, and then the earth got made.
CTR8 boy #2 scoffing: Nuh-uh. That was on Bionicles.

Overheard by: Bionic Woman

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I Have His Number

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 11, 2010

Young girl who just found out the primary president was moving: I’m going to miss her sooo much!
Mom: I know honey, but Heavenly Father is going to call someone really great, and you gonna love her too!
Girl: WAIT!..Heavenly Father has a phone?

Overheard by: Sis C-more

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Or We Could Say I’m Sorry

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2010

Primary teacher teaching about choosing the right: What do you think you should do to make things right if you took the cookies your mom set out for your brother and ate them?
6-year-old: Cut open your stomach, get the cookies out, and tape it back together.

Overheard by: Marissa W.

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 09, 2010

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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.

Overheard by: The Stork

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Cart Blanche

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 08, 2010

6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …

Overheard by: Rachel

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Enemies Of Anchovies

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 06, 2010

11-year-old boy: Abraham lived in the land of the Chal-deans. Who are the Chal-deans?
10-year-old boy: I bet they’re the enemies of the sardines.

Overheard by: Charlie The Tuna

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