On The Eighth Day

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 08, 2010

5-year-old boy: Mom, did Jesus make snot?

Overheard by: Wendy

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Argument For Paid Clergy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 06, 2010

Man speaking in sacrament meeting: I know just how Joseph Smith felt after the First Vision… because no one ever believes me when I tell them about my UFO sighting.

Overheard by: Colleen

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With Sirens Blaring

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 05, 2010

Primary chorister to junior primary learning the song ‘Baptism’: How was Jesus Baptized?
Sunbeam Boy: By emergency!

Overheard by: Baptism. Stat!

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Breaking The Bad Language Barrier

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 04, 2010

6-year-old boy: In the Book of Mormon it says ‘ass’… but it means donkey. In Spanish.

Overheard by: We Haven’t Gotten To Balaam Yet

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The Thank You That Feels Like a Slap

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 04, 2010

Mom, who usually sleeps in while Dad makes the traditional Saturday morning breakfast: [Lays a plate of pancakes on the table.]
4-year-old: Mommy knows how to make pancakes?! And she knows how to cook bacon too?!

Overheard by: Slightly Defeated Mom

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It’s Like A Whole New World

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 03, 2010

11-year-old girl arriving 10 minutes early to church: Wow… so this is what its like to be early.

Overheard by: Rio Grande Ward

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Well Trained

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 02, 2010

Young boy: Can I have some candy?
Mom: What do you say?
Young Boy: Please, my love.

Overheard by: OlderSister

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