The Future Leaders

February 06, 2012

Overheard by: GrammarGuy




Categories: Children, Primary

Preparing Early

February 02, 2012

Nursery Teacher: When you turn 8, you will be baptized.
Nursery boy #1: I have been baptized.
Nursery boy #2: Me too. I was baptized.
Nursery girl: O Crap! I forgot to get baptized!

Overheard by: Whitney




Categories: Children, Nursery, Primary

Holy Air Head

January 31, 2012

Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.

Overheard by: Miss Daisy




Categories: Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women

The White Throne

January 29, 2012

Primary teacher: Run to the throne, not the phone. What does this quote mean?
Child: Run to the bathroom?

Overheard by: Kjudd




Categories: Children, Primary

We Aint Singing That One

January 27, 2012

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie




Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting

Closer

January 25, 2012

Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.

Overheard by: Bad meeting




Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting

Single Rabbits

January 23, 2012

Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.

Overheard by: Cowgirl




Categories: Children, Primary