Three Course Meal

Posted on June 08, 2013

Daughter: Mom look!
Mom: What?
Daughter: I got a sacrament bread sandwich!

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Baptism Planning

Posted on June 06, 2013

Mother: What song would you like your sister to sing at your baptism?
8-year-old son: MOVES LIKE JAGGER!
Mother: No, Alex, that’s not appropriate.
Son: Oh, does it have to be one of those boring church ones?

Overheard by: Mick

Alive and Well

Posted on June 04, 2013

Speaker at youth fireside: …and I know that our living prophet on the earth today Spencer W. Kimball—I mean Thomas S. Monson!

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

A Little Sinner

Posted on June 02, 2013

YSA Sister speaking in sacrament meeting about the 5-year-old she taught how to swim: …and he was a good little sinner. Er, swimmer.

Overheard by: Backstroke

Is This Thing On?

Posted on May 31, 2013

Teacher: How can we actively be member missionaries? And being a good example is not active missionary work.
Brother: Well, we can start first by being an example to those around us.

Overheard by: Dastruption

How To Be Released

Posted on May 29, 2013

Stake primary leader: [drawing on the whiteboard]
Little boy in glasses: I can’t see!
Stake leader: Why not, you have four eyes!

Overheard by: UK Ward

Total BS

Posted on May 27, 2013

Little boy reading his talk: President Hinckley gave us the six BSs.

Overheard by: Ellen