5-year-old boy: Mom, did Jesus make snot?
Overheard by: Wendy
5-year-old boy: Mom, did Jesus make snot?
Overheard by: Wendy
Man speaking in sacrament meeting: I know just how Joseph Smith felt after the First Vision… because no one ever believes me when I tell them about my UFO sighting.
Overheard by: Colleen
Primary chorister to junior primary learning the song ‘Baptism’: How was Jesus Baptized?
Sunbeam Boy: By emergency!
Overheard by: Baptism. Stat!
6-year-old boy: In the Book of Mormon it says ‘ass’… but it means donkey. In Spanish.
Overheard by: We Haven’t Gotten To Balaam Yet
Mom, who usually sleeps in while Dad makes the traditional Saturday morning breakfast: [Lays a plate of pancakes on the table.]
4-year-old: Mommy knows how to make pancakes?! And she knows how to cook bacon too?!
Overheard by: Slightly Defeated Mom
11-year-old girl arriving 10 minutes early to church: Wow… so this is what its like to be early.
Overheard by: Rio Grande Ward
Young boy: Can I have some candy?
Mom: What do you say?
Young Boy: Please, my love.
Overheard by: OlderSister