Grandpappy’s Cough Medicine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 31, 2010

Music leader teaching Beautiful Savior: The first line is fair is the sun shines. [holds up a picture of the moon] Who can guess the next line? Fairer the…
CTR 5 girl: Moonshine?

Overheard by: Kentucky Elder

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It Tastes Like A Marshmallow

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 30, 2010

Middle-aged Guinness Stout fan to LDS friend: I know you aren’t a drinker but you have to taste this. You don’t have to drink it—just suck the head off. It tastes like a marshmallow!

Overheard by: Cold Caffeine Addict

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Secret Combinations

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 27, 2010

Elder announcing a ward activity:We will be having a murder mystery, so if you are on the committee please meet with us to help plan the murder.
Bishop’s wife: Let me get this straight. The bishop just went out of town, so your planning a murder?
Elder: Don’t worry; we’ll start with a prayer.

Overheard by: Gidgiddoni

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Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 26, 2010

Teacher: What is something your brothers and sisters do to help you?
4-year-old: They help me run away from monsters.

Overheard by: Sulley and Mike

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And Your Little Dog Toto Too

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 22, 2010

Nursery Leader greeting a visiting Nursery Child: What is your name little girl?
Nursery child named Wendy: Dorothy
Nursery leader: Well, where are you from, Dorothy?
Wendy: Kansas

Overheard by: Sister Glenda Of The East

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I’ll Go Inside Someday

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 20, 2010

Excited 3-year-old seeing the Salt Lake City temple for the first time: Mom! Does President Monson live in that castle?
Mom: Honey, it’s not a castle, it’s the temple.
3-year-old: The temple!?! How come it’s so awesome?

Overheard by: Dede Bessey

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Nothing Wavering

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 19, 2010

Nervous 8-year-old bearing testimony: I have never doubted that being baptized was a mistake.

Overheard by: Stacy

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