Diving In

May 22, 2012

YM: How did you get 15 stiches on your forehead?
4-year-old cousin: Well, I wanted to be baptized like my sister so I dove into the bathtub to practice.

 Overheard by: Whitney



Categories: Children, Primary

Channeling Michael

May 02, 2012

YSA #1: You’re like <does something with arms>.
YSA #2: I’m a zombie?
YSA #1: A raptor. I didn’t want to go full raptor
YSA #2: You went ‘Thriller’

Overheard by: Left Hand Only




Categories: General, YSA

You’re A Woman Now

April 30, 2012

17-soon to be 18- year old Laurel: I can’t wait until im in Relief Society. I’m sick of having to communicate with youngsters. Those women will understand me.

Overheard by: S. Hocked




Categories: Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women

Green Jello Bingeing

April 24, 2012

Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.

Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office




Categories: BYU, General, YSA

Cute Mormon-boy Tracker

April 22, 2012

15-year-old girl: There are no cute guys in our ward.
Mother: Don’t worry, all the cute boys are in different stakes, but you’ll find them.
12-year-old girl: Don’t they make an app for that? I mean they make apps for everything!

Overheard by: There’s-An-App-For-That




Categories: Parents, Young Men / Young Women, YSA

Screw Ups

April 20, 2012

YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.

Overheard by: Bailey




Categories: Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women

The Place Not To Be Named

April 18, 2012

Girl opening the boys bathroom door to get younger brother: Joseph come out already!
11-year-old girl gasps then whispers: You just saw the urinals!

Overheard by: Bystander




Categories: Children