YM: How did you get 15 stiches on your forehead?
4-year-old cousin: Well, I wanted to be baptized like my sister so I dove into the bathtub to practice.
Overheard by: Whitney
May 22, 2012
Categories: Children, Primary
May 02, 2012
YSA #1: You’re like <does something with arms>.
YSA #2: I’m a zombie?
YSA #1: A raptor. I didn’t want to go full raptor
YSA #2: You went ‘Thriller’
Overheard by: Left Hand Only
Categories: General, YSA
April 30, 2012
17-soon to be 18- year old Laurel: I can’t wait until im in Relief Society. I’m sick of having to communicate with youngsters. Those women will understand me.
Overheard by: S. Hocked
Categories: Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women
April 24, 2012
Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.
Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office
Categories: BYU, General, YSA
April 22, 2012
15-year-old girl: There are no cute guys in our ward.
Mother: Don’t worry, all the cute boys are in different stakes, but you’ll find them.
12-year-old girl: Don’t they make an app for that? I mean they make apps for everything!
Overheard by: There’s-An-App-For-That
Categories: Parents, Young Men / Young Women, YSA
April 20, 2012
YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.
Overheard by: Bailey
Categories: Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women
April 18, 2012
Girl opening the boys bathroom door to get younger brother: Joseph come out already!
11-year-old girl gasps then whispers: You just saw the urinals!
Overheard by: Bystander
Categories: Children
